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Sabtu, 01 Maret 2014

KAMUS BAHASA CHINA - JAWA [JOKES]

KAMUS BAHASA CHINA KE JAWA

CHINESE RESTAURANT FOOK YUE


Superman = Wong Sing Kwat
Remang Remang = Li Mang Hwat
Kesenian Tradisional = Hwa Yang Wong
Telanjang Di Jalan = Wong Sin Ting
Tidak Bisa Bayar = Wu Tang Siek
Hamil Diluar Nikah = Mei Teng Siek
Pakaian Berlobang = Tak Ti Siek
Nanti Dulu = Meng Kou Siek
Berapa Harganya = Pin Ten Nan
Gampang Terpengaruh = Ka Tu Tan
Masuk Angin = Ngen Tu Tan
Sering Pipis = NguYu Han
Yang Terbaik = Ing Kang Sai
Hamil Tujuh Bulan = Ting Ke Pan
Gadis Perawan = Siek Ting Ting
Belum Menikah : Siek Bu Jang
Tidak Kena = Mei Ling Sei
Masih Sadar = Siek Yi Ling
Pikun = La Li Yan
Malam Pertama = Wu Tik En
Tarzan = Kan Cu Tan
Es Krim Enak = Cui Cu Pen
Perhiasan Palsu = Ka Lung Seng
Setrika = Go Sok An
Gampang Sakit = Go Pok An
Boneka = Go Lek An
Potongan Logam = Cui Lan Seng
Suara Ribut = Ta Boh Seng
Perut Buncit = Mbe To Tong
Pantat Besar = Wong Sei Mok
Orang Kurus = Wong Kei Ceng
Cari Kutu = Pei Tan Nan
Lantai Licin = Lu Mu Ten
Pakaian Basah = Pi Pi Yen
Jajan Pasar = Ke Lan Ting
Di Belakang = Ying Wing King
Lari Terburu Buru = Mei Len Cing
Tuan Rumah Pelit = Lung Gwan Sui, Tan Po Su Gwan
Tidak Bohong = Te Nan Kuok !


TEXTING RACIST - HAHAHA

KAMUS BAHASA JAWA - JEPANG [JOKES]

KAMU BAHASA JAWA KE JEPANG

THIS DICTIONARY IS A DICK !
IT JUST A JAVANESE LOCAL JOKES
PLEASE DON'T USE IT AS EDUCATION MATERIAL


SUMO WITH BAGONG PUNCAKAWAN 
KAMUS JAWA - JEPANG 

Apa Kabar = Warasta ?
Kabar Baik = Saesae Mas!
Mobil Mogok = Goro Goro Akine Matek
Wajahmu = Koyo Ketek
Bayi Nangis = Katene Netek
Sakit Keras = Katene Matek 
Otok Otok = Niku Tekek
Stress Berat = Soyosui Soyokuru
Pilihan Bagus = Niki Sae Mas !
Banyak Nyamuk = OraisoTuru
Menggonggong = NikuAsu Mas !
Sabun Jelek = Oraiso Muru
Pacarku = Katene Tarabi
Nenek Nenek Naik Pohon Kelapa = Ora Ono Mas !
Cuci Piring = Kora Kora
Sekarang Juga = Saeki Iki
Sendok Daun = NikuSuru Mas !
Makanan Enak = SotoKaroMi
Jalan Pincang = Sukumu Ora Roto
Hujan = ToyoRoto
Memaki = Misui
Banyak Anak = Ora Kabe
Tepung Gaplek = Kanji Tapioka
Tepung Gandum = Terigu Mas! 
Pebruari = Sashiloro
Musuh = Sateru
Tukang Batu = Notoboto
Presiden = Notonegoro Mas!
Ke Kebun Binatang = Madanorupo Mas!
Belum Selesai = Oramari
Mau kimpoi Lagi = Katene Tamaru
Hidung Buntu = Oraisoshisi
Nama Pria = Sanusi Mas!
Mata Tak Sepadan = Motokero
Tamu Tak Diundang = Moro Moro Teko
Jangan Sekarang = Ojosaiki Mas! 
Helm = Wadaesira
Bakul = Wadaesego
Gelas = Wadae Toyo 
Lahan Pertanian = Nikisawa


SUMO THE SPARTAN SPIRIT OF JAPAN

KAMUS BAHASA JAWA KE BAHASA INGGRIS [SLANK EGG AND] - JOKES

SUSUNAN KATA ATURAN GRAMAR BAHASA JAWA DAN INGGRIS


SUPARMAN - INDONESIA SUPERMAN - MINUM JAMU JAGOAN - HONOCOROKO


Inggris - Jawa ngoko campur  kromo inggil
wish a does do wrong?
Wis adhus, dhurung? (Dah mandi belum?)

next do wrong, a does seek
Nek dhurung, adhus sik (kalau belum, mandi dulu)

been she gear
Ben seger (biar segar)

land awake is so say hard
Lan awake iso sehat (dan badannya biar sehat)

or a die crew booty smooth land law leer
Ora dikrubuti semut dan laler (tidak dikerubutin semut dan lalat)

band or a key cut!
Ben ora kecut (supaya tidak bau kecut)



INDONESIA SUPERHERO VS AMERICA SUPERHERO
SUPERMAN NAKED CHOKED BY GATOTKACA

KOSAKATA BAHASA JAWA INGRIS, COST A CUT TAG 

Suka = The Men 
Kelapa Muda = The Gun
Hujan Lebat = The Rest
Melihat = The Lock
Habis = Tell Us
Kepiting = You You
Sisa sisa = Car Rent - Car Rent
Celana = Shoe Wall
Terima kasih = Shoe Won't
Ada = Want Ten
WC Umum = Pound Ten
Kelaparan = Clue Went
Kurang Ajar = Jump Put !
Banci = One Do
Sop Kaki = Kick Kill
Kaki = She Kill
Anus = She Late
Susah / Sulit = Saw Raw
Nama Kota = Show Low
Suara = Swan Ten
Belum = They Rank
Tumbuh = Too Cool
Barat = Cool On
Cantik = Are You
Paha = Can Tall
Tidak Pandai Nyetir = No Brook
Bersinggungan = No Tool
Jual = Are Doll
Permaianan Judi = Call Us
Belepotan = Jam Bread
Penjahat Jalanan = Jump Bread
Kain Pembersih = Share Bat
Umur 60 Tahun = Too Wake
Jari Tangan Kaku = Key Thing
Kamar Mandi = Key One
Ayam = Pee Tick
Bicara Tidak Jelas = Pay Low
Daging Tumbuh = Cow Till
Alat Penggoreng = Shoe Till
Melekat = Can't Till
Mengejar = Go Duck
Tempat Menumpuk Barang = Good Dunk
Tanah Berlumpur = Jam Broad
Berguguran = Broad Doll
Bibir = Lamp Bay
Pulang = Man Took
Naik keatas = Man Neck
Rumah Sangat Sederhana = Go Book
Tidak Seret = Can Door
Celana Dalam = Color
Kecil Pendek = Moon Tell
Lupa = Shoe Pay
Ingat = Ill Link
Makanan Ringan = Cow Luck
Cowok Bujangan = Jaw Cow
Berani = Candle
Selesai = Man Toon